Funny Teacher Quotes

Funny teacher quotes will help you make light of the current education and learning system. They will also provide a source of bonding with your favorite teacher on the teacher's day...

What We Want Is Not Knowledge In Pursuit Of Child

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"What we want to see is the child in pursuit of knowledge,
and not knowledge in pursuit of the child."
~George Bernard Shaw

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"I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy."
~George Bernard Shaw

"For God's sake give me the young man who has brains enough to make a fool of himself."
~Robert Louis Stevenson

"Wit is educated insolence."

"The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you have just learned."

"A fellow declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions."
~Wilson Mizner

Education Versus Experience

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"Education is when you read the fine print.
Experience is what you get if you don't."
~Pete Seeger

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"I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think that decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves."
~Anna Quindlen

"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at this school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happen at home."

"Compromise is fine for people who are't as right as me."
~Esme Raji Codell

"Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing."
~Arnold H Glasgow

"Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it."
~Steven Wright

"Education is...hanging around until you've caught on."
~Robert Frost

"I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year...for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know , I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
~Woody Allen

You Can Lead A Boy To College But !!!

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"You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think."
~Elbert Hubbard

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"When you think about it, attention deficit disorder makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to."
~George Carlin

"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
~Victor Cousins

"Television commercials are educational. They teach you how stupid advertisers think you are."

"My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep the accounts inaccurately."
~George Bernard Shaw

"Education seem to be in America only commodity of which the customer tries to get little as he can for his money."
~Max Forman

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